Welby
Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Well there's not really much to say.
I do stuff.
Go-Karting, paintball.
And I LOVE zombies... Zombie games, zombie comics, zombie movies, zombie novels anything zombie.

The 40K Pundemic (courtesy of PCGamer UK):

Warning, those of you who aren't at least a little 40K inclined may not get this.


The Blood Sporks:
The first clan of Orks to fall under the sway of the punderstorm aimed too high with their wordplay. Their attempts to combine the bloodsport of Auerlian gigafox hunting, oversized spork-based weaponry AND the fact that they're Orks resulted in over 600 deaths on the first day. The short-lived clan ended when their chief Weirdboy suddenly yelled 'I gets it!' and exploded in a shower of snapped plastic prongs. There were no survivors.

Ivory Tanners:
In an attempt to both get in on the punfight and class up their act, one caste of the high-tech Tau ruled that all their armour must be made of ivory. This had two unfortunate consequences. One, since the only source of ivory sufficient enough to equip the entire caste was the mighty Squiggoths, they attacked a herd of the deadliest beasts in the Ork ranks. Two, since they had not yet obtained the ivory, they were unarmoured. There were no survivors.


Sweetkhone:
One of the most unusual cultural clashes caused by the pun plague came in the form of these maize-themed Chaos Warriors. While they claimed to remain loyal to the god of violence and murder, Khorne, the Sweetkhorne faction chose to show their devotion through peaceful grain-based agricultural projects. When a passing Bloodthirster heard their irrigation cry, "Flood for the flood crop!" there were no survivors.


Zergle:
Outraged when the Great Unclean One failed to qualify for the Global StarCraft 2 League, one splinter faction of the disease god Nurgle's followers decided to play their favoruite race in real life. The daemon designated every follower under two metres in height a zergling - some 384,000 in total - and ordered them all to attack the nearest Space Marine outpost before they "go 2-rax banshee and roflstomp us." There were no survivors.

Necronphilliacs:
There were no survivors.
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