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-- Chip Salzenberg
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I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
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Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
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One friend in a lifetime is much; two are many; three are hardly possible.
Friendship needs a certain parallelism of life, a community of thought,
a rivalry of aim. -- Henry Brook Adams
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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"Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it
weren't for other people"
-- Blore
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So many women; so little nerve.
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The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
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