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Unlocked 27 Dec, 2013 @ 5:00am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 8:35am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2014 @ 4:55am

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2018 @ 4:03pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 9:06am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2018 @ 5:01pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 3:00pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 9:06am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 12:50pm

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2018 @ 11:38am