Последние обзоры Capt.Cruck

Wait, I'm supposed to buy EndZone 2 to get a finished Endzone 1?
♥♥♥♥ right off lmao
Decent clone of the Anno from the 90's but nuclear waste and urban exploration over ♥♥♥♥ to do on water/islands. Looks like you should wait for Endzone 2 to be done before you buy though.

I feel like I've installed it, played for an hour and said nope 4x is how I got this many hours played. lol

It's bad ass and I love it. Just don't buy it on steam. Valves literally robbed me twice this year..

That was 6 hours?!!?!?!

So yea, I mean, that was 6 straight hours. I think I'm hungry -.-

10/10

A year later, and it's somehow worse.


Most things are broken. You spend a lot of time crashing out, Alt-F4ing and being put into random prison cages by consol plebs hacking. Don't waste your money. Oh and hey, even basic stuff, like the stable you put your horse in (I think, because you can't use it) locks you inside for forced exit.. "You've played 9 hours" No, I've played maybe 2 hours. The rest has been dealing with bugs, glitches and crashes. Some of which are upwards of three months old and the current player base has accepted them as "Stable bugs" smfh. Why are they allowed to even sell this in an unplayable state?

Seeking refund because get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ if you think this is what I'm getting myself for christmas.

I'm just going to shamelessly open with I've played all 43 hours in...60 hours.

Randomly flung from my homeland by war, I am sent to some random ass peaceful vally barely a few 100km from the front lines. It's cool, you can comerce here when bandits and bears aren't pulsating your rectum with a cludgel or claw.

I first decide to head to the place that sounds like my favourite club, Hornica, to get me some wife. Fought a bear with a stick and won, a minute more down the path a badger rocks my ♥♥♥♥. 10/10 would try again.

This time I yeet over to the noob town to become a medival torch and knife salesmen with a hunting fetish and am pleasantly surprised to meet a number of actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane NPCs. They're my boys now. Samdor(needs citation) is wild.

Decided to get me some ghetto wife in noob town as I really only need a breeding chamber/additional slave labour right now anyways. Not home much, relationships aren't pheasable in this lifestage. So it goes sometimes, right?

Wait, is that another bear?! ♥♥♥♥. No. I'm ready!!!

THERE"S SO MANY BEARS!

Ok so, I'm back at the house again.. I think I need like, a bow?
//Giant adventure to discover archery totes worth

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, did that vendor just make a Hornica joke?!

//Be mountainman on moutaintop
//Eternal Demi-God of pain, suffering and strife
//Brood over meager riches and minor fifedom
//Rain hate and discontentment down like a mother****** with the mighty recurve of death
//Watch Crow rocket 400m from added height punch(?)
//Take tubbath
//Beat peasants
//Sleeps

That's life, really in a nutshell. I've settled near the mines south of the starting point, I had to fight two bears with a handful of stick spears at the start to be here and it was wildly entertaining. Still...yet to get me some wife, but one day. When I figure out the myriad of mechanics before the additional people. Amazing game, great sense of humor not only in the story but in the random ♥♥♥♥ you find.

Explore. Explore. Explore.

You can't get bored with this title.

It's pretty basic, they took my money and are refusing to give me what I paid for.
-Call our support number!
This is a UK number that costs around $2.50 per minute, a 10 minute call exceeds the purchase price. They are refusing to accept my proof of purchase, they are refusing to refund my funds. Do not buy this product, you won't actually recieve it and your only recourse is likely to be small claims court which itself carries fees for filing which will likely far exceed what they are stealing from you.

Steams not even letting me post the longer winded version of this game is just a cancerous waste of time due to a chunk of the player base being disgusting wastes of skin. So long story short after 505.4 hours played via windows client and a further 27.8 hours via steam client, all I can say is just don't. Even at that obscene investment of 21 days played; trying to get anything done is just practicing futility.

4x grand strategy - even though it's in early access, barley a beta. The game is great, the devs...well damn, I'd smash ;) More attentive than my second wife. Constant updates and ease of life patches following community input, you're very nearly 100% sure to get the game you want when all is said and done . Outscape fills a void in 4x and has endless potential. Scoop it up while it's still cheap, you won't regret it.

The learning curve might make you cry a few times though, really easy to pick the game up but once you're in the midgame fighting it can test you as combat until that point can be few and far between. This has now been addressed with a super fast galaxy where you're able to test designs rapidly and surpass your normal game empires tech and size in no time, thus allowing an easy test bed.

Basically, become ruthless space pirate overlord. Slaughter all life forms that stand in your path. Feels more like story driven grand strategy once you get into it than a trading game. Easily and endlessly modable. Would love to see another overhaul mod focused on planetary ownership and constructions.