I'm just going to shamelessly open with I've played all 43 hours in...60 hours.

Randomly flung from my homeland by war, I am sent to some random ass peaceful vally barely a few 100km from the front lines. It's cool, you can comerce here when bandits and bears aren't pulsating your rectum with a cludgel or claw.

I first decide to head to the place that sounds like my favourite club, Hornica, to get me some wife. Fought a bear with a stick and won, a minute more down the path a badger rocks my ♥♥♥♥. 10/10 would try again.

This time I yeet over to the noob town to become a medival torch and knife salesmen with a hunting fetish and am pleasantly surprised to meet a number of actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane NPCs. They're my boys now. Samdor(needs citation) is wild.

Decided to get me some ghetto wife in noob town as I really only need a breeding chamber/additional slave labour right now anyways. Not home much, relationships aren't pheasable in this lifestage. So it goes sometimes, right?

Wait, is that another bear?! ♥♥♥♥. No. I'm ready!!!

THERE"S SO MANY BEARS!

Ok so, I'm back at the house again.. I think I need like, a bow?
//Giant adventure to discover archery totes worth

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, did that vendor just make a Hornica joke?!

//Be mountainman on moutaintop
//Eternal Demi-God of pain, suffering and strife
//Brood over meager riches and minor fifedom
//Rain hate and discontentment down like a mother****** with the mighty recurve of death
//Watch Crow rocket 400m from added height punch(?)
//Take tubbath
//Beat peasants
//Sleeps

That's life, really in a nutshell. I've settled near the mines south of the starting point, I had to fight two bears with a handful of stick spears at the start to be here and it was wildly entertaining. Still...yet to get me some wife, but one day. When I figure out the myriad of mechanics before the additional people. Amazing game, great sense of humor not only in the story but in the random ♥♥♥♥ you find.

Explore. Explore. Explore.

You can't get bored with this title.

I'm just going to shamelessly open with I've played all 43 hours in...60 hours. Randomly flung from my homeland by war, I am sent to some random ass peaceful vally barely a few 100km from the front lines. It's cool, you can comerce here when bandits and bears aren't pulsating your rectum with a cludgel or claw. I first decide to head to the place that sounds like my favourite club, Hornica, to get me some wife. Fought a bear with a stick and won, a minute more down the path a badger rocks my shit. 10/10 would try again. This time I yeet over to the noob town to become a medival torch and knife salesmen with a hunting fetish and am pleasantly surprised to meet a number of actually batshit insane NPCs. They're my boys now. Samdor(needs citation) is wild. Decided to get me some ghetto wife in noob town as I really only need a breeding chamber/additional slave labour right now anyways. Not home much, relationships aren't pheasable in this lifestage. So it goes sometimes, right? Wait, is that another bear?! Fuck. No. I'm ready!!! THERE"S SO MANY BEARS! Ok so, I'm back at the house again.. I think I need like, a bow? //Giant adventure to discover archery totes worth Holy shit, did that vendor just make a Hornica joke?! //Be mountainman on moutaintop //Eternal Demi-God of pain, suffering and strife //Brood over meager riches and minor fifedom //Rain hate and discontentment down like a mother****** with the mighty recurve of death //Watch Crow rocket 400m from added height punch(?) //Take tubbath //Beat peasants //Sleeps That's life, really in a nutshell. I've settled near the mines south of the starting point, I had to fight two bears with a handful of stick spears at the start to be here and it was wildly entertaining. Still...yet to get me some wife, but one day. When I figure out the myriad of mechanics before the additional people. Amazing game, great sense of humor not only in the story but in the random shit you find. Explore. Explore. Explore. You can't get bored with this title.