Marcelo Poems:

-Farts and warts, so tart, so tart! Odours and blemishes rancidly robust. They splurt from the butt
and splash on the face, so tart, so tart! Squeeze the cheeks and wheeze for ease. Remember to
always say please and excuse me! The taste cannot go to waste, so make haste and grab a
plate! It’s important to never be late for a date!

-Kristen Anderson Kristen Anderson, Where are thou?
Kristen Anderson Kristen Anderson, Where are thee?
Kristen Anderson Kristen Anderson, THEE!

-Ice Eating:
CRUNCH CRUSH GRIND, EEK
OW MY TEETH!
SLURP SUCK LICK, WEE
Eating-ice is slippery
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Marcelo Quotes:

i think i could fuk up a fully grown adult male tiger

Can of dry & mondue are my favorite drink

One less Organ

White Man

zach la vin <3

christmas would be my favorite holiday if league of lej still had the winter map

parks and re-creation

is young jeezy lil wayne?

I DISCOVERED I HAVE HOLES IN MY SKULL

intercourse is more rare than fuking nowadays

woman's through history month

average life span 54 years old

i cant wait for 6 months so i can go back on unemployment

THIS IS HOW I COOK STEAK. I SEAR THE OUTSIDE AND THEN MICROWAVE IT FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES

do you guys know the dik pump? it sucks out your dik

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO USED TO GET COLLIN CLEANSES

me and marcella are going to the gym to walk. we get a sweat when we walk at the gym. isn't walking outside more of a stroll

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Marcelo AKA: Vayne Mayne, Get Caited, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS, A boy named Jhin, The one and only, Saturday for the rift
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