Remember this:

Justin : "I'm the most awesome Unreal Tournament player you've ever seen. more trash talk, blah, blah, etc, etc. "
You : "I'm pretty good. To show that I'm a good sport, I'll let you choose the map."

...what followed was the worst pwnage I've ever seen.

It won't let me message you, so here's the link to our game earlier.
http://www.livestream.com/asphyxiathewanderer/video?clipId=pla_687a3b32-a8d3-4501-9733-5c3cf13917dd&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb