What do you call a bear that doesn’t want to grow up?

I hope you have a stu-panda-ous day!

I eat & I sleep..
I play some games..
Then I eat & sleep some more!

Why are pandas considered so lazy?
They only do the bear minimum.

Why is panda one of the easiest words to spell?
To spell it, all you need is P and A.

Why do pandas usually hold strong opinions?
They’re black and white creatures.

What does a panda say before leaving?
“I’ll be white black.”