Are you less than a man? Do you feel that you are enfeebled by other more manly men than you? Stop your crying, grab what little testicles you have left and play Volgarr the Viking! This game isn't going to hold your hand, it isnt going to spit before the thrust. You are getting all of the Viking all at once, without any of that fairy crap of making you feel you accomplished some great feat everytime you jump when they tell you. You are thrown into a world where Lizardmen hate you, Frogmen want to stab you, and zombies want to eat you. Why? Because you're a damned Viking slashing his way to the end. Are you looking for an engrossing and well told story to make you feel like it is your job to save the world? Then go back to your little JRPG's and come back when you're done fapping to your hentai. This game does not forgive you, it does not give you motivation, and most of all it doesn't make you feel validated. Make a mistake, and you're dead. Good luck.