Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer...use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me...built by me...and you'd best hope...not pointed at you.