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66.0 hrs on record (50.5 hrs at review time)
So many gamebreaking bugs that gives you more frustration as experience than anything else. I heard that most bugs and crashes come from this nprotect gameguard...Chinese ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to prevent cheaters from unlocking skins for free. This game is honestly awesome and I imagine another universe where devs would bet on their creation success instead of its failure, from the beginning. If this game didn't have so many crashes and bugs, I'd grind the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. Like many others who already refunded or stopped. I guess they prefer selling 100k copies and hope that 5k of them will buy their skins instead of making a great game that would easily sell millions of copy because, again, the game is really great...

TLDR: Another great idea/gameplay destroyed from the beginning because Cashgrab > Masterpiece. Avoid it
Posted 15 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
52.7 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Very good ! Only downside is the amount of unskippables in this game...rly bad for replayability. Other than that, this game is a real masterpiece.
Posted 30 January. Last edited 5 February.
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1.9 hrs on record
Very nice, but I find it a bit short. Just when I hit a good combo, game cleared. Couldnt really enjoy my build for more than 20sec.
Posted 26 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.7 hrs on record
It will be hard to create more boring than this one. refund requested
Posted 27 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,541.0 hrs on record (2,202.7 hrs at review time)
Nice update...Minion Crasher 2.0


Edit: I feel like they deserve some more after all the time i've spent on this game, unlocking almost every cards for free...

Game before 2.0 was fine, was launching, joining and leaving games pretty quickly. Game NEVER crashed for me before update. Could have improved the lobby because lagged a bit during collection pages switch. They fixed that...and honestly that's the only real improvement i can notice. Browsing cards doesn't lag anymore. Yeahhh ! But at what cost? Launching the game, joining and leaving a game takes 3 or 4x more time, chat doesn't work, reporting bug doesn't work, ranking...yeah u guessed it. And that's only the "outside the game" part. Now game crashes 1/5 games, either right after you joined the game or after a while. I don't know how you did this but you managed to destroy your game in one update ! Amazing !
Posted 13 December, 2023. Last edited 19 December, 2023.
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10.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
soooooo....It feels like you want your game to be kind of realistic...that's probably why left and right movement feels so strange compared to other games. But what trully bugs me is where do you come from, I'd like to see this place where it takes 5 minutes to find a rock (when you know, i'm at 15+min of searching, still didn't find one yet) 2 rocks in this case...
Yeah 2 smalls rocks to craft a knife...

I had to watch some akward youtube video where it took him 5min to find them to teach you 5sec of crafting...Why make rocks scarce? Just make me spawn with the damn knife to begin with or just put full of rocks on respawn points...Idk man...I played 1h and the game felt soooooo empty...you can't loot a single container (that i found, like a shelf, a wardrobe etc..) I punched around 10 zombies to death and ended up choosing to be eaten over dying of hunger. Btw if you just hold defense barehanded and go backward, you can escape barely anything you want without behind hit...i could just resplenish my endurance to be able to sprint again...What a gameplay...I won't refund it because I know the fun will come with knowledge but increasing the difficulty on meaningless stuff will make most people just lose hope before even trying it...pretty sure you got tons of them. Oh and btw, I keep getting clipped in-between doors until I somehow end up being pushed in one or the other direction...happened 3 times in less than 1hour. Is this an alpha? Edit 3h still no rocks...im counting how many rocks you designed that I CANNOT pick, it's over 20 different rocks...(im on train tracks) NVM I finally found the FLOATING ROCKS to craft a KNIFE YES !
Posted 11 April, 2023. Last edited 12 April, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
157.9 hrs on record (92.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There is one game breaking nightmare in this game and it's ennemies spawning on a new day (and randomly, it's not even everyday) in the middle of your base...It happened to me soooo many times. I first started using wood walls as light source because I thought they would spawn on a 1 tile without light, and they surely did! (that's soooo stupid in the first place...) But then it kept happening over and over again so I went mad and placed like 50 of the biggest light source...overlapping light everywhere, not trying to be cost efficient. But it would still continue...they would just spawn 2-3 packs here and there, in the middle of my base, and have either to let units stand everywhere, have towers everywhere or...just don't play it in this state anymore...that's what I did. Can't recommend right now even if there is still fun to be had, there is too much frustration.
Posted 23 February, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I wanted to give it a try...this game has not much skill involved...except if 2 people with almost same power face...but when would this happen? Most likely never...a real pay 2 win...shame on you
Posted 21 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
45.5 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
Cheater's Den. Try googling "Cycle Frontier Cheats". Enjoy
Posted 6 December, 2022.
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9.3 hrs on record
J'dois avouer que la première heure c'était une belle surprise mais ça devient vite répétitif, les environnement changent très peu, les donjons sont identiques ou presque mais ce qui me saoule le plus en fin de compte c'est que c'est un dash simulator...Tu peux dash et ouvrir les 3/4 des coffres du jeu sans tuer un mob...système d'ascension a l'air pas mal mais bon...essayez vous verrez
Posted 3 December, 2022.
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