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yeeing all the haws

My original review had only three words: "♥♥♥♥ you sony", because that's all they deserved from me. Now that Sony has heard the booming voices of the many divers and trembled at their feet; it is only fair I give this game the proper review it deserves.....

MISSION COMPLETED
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐



With the power of teamwork and managed Democracy, we have succeeded in pushing back the enemy known as "Sony"....therefore, I will *HAPPILY* and with great pride and honor change my review back to the positive state it has always belonged in.

All jokes aside though, I can't articulate into words the amount of joy, pride, and honor this community has brought me. What all of us have been able to accomplish will FOREVER be etched into the memories of all the greedy publishers that exist. Not only was this a top tier warning to all of them, but it was also THE most top tier reminder to all of them that they can not control us as much as they all thought they could. The insane level of teamwork and steadfastness that we have all displayed here is truly, in my opinion, THE single greatest act of defiance (legally speaking) against a video game company in my 38 years of living.

Now, as far as I know; the multi-country removal that went on during this debacle is still in effect....so the war isn't completely over, but it's a damn good step in the right direction. I don't see why they wouldn't unblock these countries now that Sony had backed off....but until we can get our fellow divers back from these removed-from-steam countries, I will not rest.

All in all; I am *beyond* extremely proud and honored to call all of you my battle buddies, and you all should be damn proud of yourselves too!!! We succeeded in doing something that many thought of as "impossible" ....but what these corpo-rats didn't realize is that impossible isn't even the last level of difficulty that we like to play on.

So here is a toast to everyone that fought back against the tyrannical ways of our enemies, and from the bottom of my heart....thank you. It has been an extremely long time since I found joy in playing video games, and not only was it the creators of this game that helped revive that feeling...but it was all of you. The level of camaraderie, the shared laughter as multiple 500kg bombs came dropping down on our enemies, to the stress and anger as we fought the automaton bots until we took back Malevelon Creek. I am eternally grateful to you; Arrowhead, and to you; the players.



WE DIVE TOGETHER
OR WE DON'T DIVE AT ALL!!!!

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