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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2019 @ 3:22am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2020 @ 12:41pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2019 @ 9:33am

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:47am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:37am

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 10:54am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2019 @ 12:25pm

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2019 @ 11:00am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 4:05pm

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2019 @ 10:44am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2019 @ 11:38pm

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2019 @ 10:37am

We All Need A Friend Like You

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2019 @ 4:17pm

New Vocation

Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:01am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 25 Jan, 2019 @ 5:21am

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2019 @ 7:02am

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:10pm

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:14am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2019 @ 4:45am

Fisticuffs

Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:03am

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 11:03am

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.
Unlocked 1 May, 2020 @ 10:48am

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 8:43am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 7:57am



Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Guinea Pig

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!