SEGA Classics? BRO YOU'RE SO OLD. KILL YOURSELF but shrink wrap your Sega games and send themt o me first.

The clothes were the same one I was wearing when you accepted my friend request. In retrospect I guess you couldn't have known that. #sorrynotsorry

I guess I kinda got mixed signals, SRCE. You keep buying me guns in CS:GO, and when you went to your car before the food was ready, I just sort of assumed it was for condoms... I was trying to be alpha by ordering off menu, and I assumed that it got you a little Caeser(Hot N' Ready). I basically felt like I was playing catch-up after your order, "uh, number 5 I guess". So casual, so cool. That was my first non-hospital trip out of the house this year, so I really wanted to make it special. Honest mistake on both our parts I guess ;). I have no idea why you would meet IRL if not to consumate our relationship. #8yearsl8r
Anyways, hope you like Towerfall.

Thankfully the stench of his BO was so unbearable at that range that I threw up on his face. It was so bad that I didn't have a gag reflex, I vomited instantly without hesitation. He was stunned, turned on, so I ♥♥♥♥ punched this fart bag which is how I know he was turned on, and ran the ♥♥♥♥ out of there.

He bought me Tower Ascension a week later so we're friends again.

That was an hour of my life gone and wasted that I will never forgive him for. Needless to say, I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done with this arm pit licking ♥♥♥♥ stain that I tried to make a break for my car to leave and hoped that I would accidently hit him on the way out, killing him and doing mankind a favor. That didn't happen. Instead, he pinned me to my car and tried to kiss me. I don't know what in our years of knowing each other made him think I wanted to start a romatic relationship, but given what I just witnessed at Chik-fil-a I shouldn't have been surprised...

So I made the mistake of meeting up with John in real life. We've been friends on Steam for awhile and I thought he was a cool guy. I should've known that this was a bad idea when he kept insisting on meeting up at a Chik-fil-a. I thought whatever, maybe that's his fave restraunt. Let me get this out of they way for anyone even thinking about meeting him... He is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train wreck. He dresses like he spent the last 3 years in a closet full of moths and smells exactly like a sewage backup at a Taco Bell bathroom. I spent the entire time at Chik-fil-a watching him try to order a roast beef sandwich. It took the manager and several trips to the Chik-fil-a website to finally convince this freak that he wasn't going to get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roast beef sandwich...