Recent reviews by Долбоёжик

well here we are, all those years later, I am still at it...

very simple game with some bugs and a screwed up controls layout (which can't be changed) and most important: ACHIVEMENTS DON'T WORK/ARE BUGGED! (could only get 2, all the others didn't work despite completing the corresponding tasks)
If those get fixed - I am willing to change the review to "recomended" :P

total crap, nnot much game here, but 3 easy to get achivements, this would be the only positive thing about it.
(only worth buying very cheap for another perfect game)

I can't remember how much I payed for it, I hope it was really cheap, it's a straight forward, easy pick up and play advventure, as far as I can tell, doesn't look too bad, although for me the colors/contrast/brightness is kinda messed up (my screenshots look normal though) Jumping works only some times, most of the time it doesn't, which is annoying

I thought there for a while wether to give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down... after I played it for a couple of minutes (rest of gameplay time is waiting for the card drops), I remembered how much I hate that point and click crap, but the game looks nice for it's age and probably is good, I really can't say, didn't get passt the second room, voice acting seems to be nice as well, so I decided for the thumbs up, I probably got this game cause it was very cheap without even checking what kind of game it is, so this can't be a reason to crap all over it, just because I don't like this kind of games

Graphics suck, controls suck, game sucks.
This game is really annoying, first I had top delete all the cutscenes video files to even start the game (otherwise game freezes at the start of the intro movie) controlls are "slippery" like you are walking on ice, and the game tipps just stop the gameplay from time to time, sometimes in the middle of action, whoever thought that was a good idea should have been sniped himmself. Even if I set a resolution, every time the game starts I had to edit the player profile, to get to the settings, and although the correct resolution was set there, it starts with the default one, until I reapply the video settings...

well I can understand why you rte-release somehting like Doom 64 on PC/Steam, but I don't understand why do that with such a crappy game like this, maybe back in N64 time it was graphically impressive or something, but it sure isn't now and the game itself is crap/boring.
Also widescreen resolution is available but is not working properly (I only get a part of the screen displayed if I switch to widescreen resolution) it actually works, switch to a 4:3 resolution then back to 16:9 and it was ok
One positive thing though, my X-Box Wireless controller works - BUT not in the game menus...
Will probably never play/install it again after I get all the card drops...

wtf is wrong with people?!

boring crap! Maybe it's just not my type of "game", the word game being used very loosely here, but that's how I feel about it (if it even can be called a game, kinda like one of those old FMV games on the CDI or a DVD Player)
BUT I still used it to get another perfect game ^^

- Game crashes quite frquently
- no one playing online
- the "Absolut Drunk" achivement is a joke, you would have to be reeaaaly bored to try and get it (at least without multiplayer it's gonna take a loooooong time)
-barely any content (2 different maps that it)

P.S. if it wasn't for the achivement mentioned above, it would at least be worth to by at very low price to get another 100% game