Recent reviews by Zoto

stardew valley but More Better

So much to criticize about this game. The presentation and dialogue makes me want to seriously hurt myself (and i've played multiple Borderlands games!), the map layouts sometimes get confusing enough to completely sucker-punch the fast paced flow the game is trying to establish, you have to shoot-n-loot a-la Borderlands but it never really works because it's practically impossible to identify if a weapon is a shotgun, pistol or SMG without swapping it into your loadout and the game throws a million 'do X' and 'kill Y' missions at you without any way to track them in a run that i've found

But with all that being said, it's fifteen buckaronis, and you can easily get that money's worth if the idea of a roguelite Fortnite No Build appeals to you. Which it does to me, so i'll still recommend it. Though with a slight groan and a shrug.

Fun, unique, satisfying in a small lil package.

Criminally underrated game, probably the best feeling shooter available right now.

A solid roguelike game with a fun, fresh gimmick. Might not be a game that will blow your socks off with a stunning story and voice acting but you definitely will be playing and thinking oh ♥♥♥♥ i'm having *fun*

Gameplay is fine and all especially for a free game but the sanitized Disney aesthetic is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. Nothing can make me more suicidal than playing a ported mobile game on my PC with a soundtrack that sounds like a corporation's TikTok feed

Not a game i'd recommend for everyone, since it scratches a very specific itch. But damn if this clicks for you I don't think there's a lot of games you'd be able to get more value out of for the money than this. After ~37 hours I beat the story end boss and it feels like I just finished the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial

worth the carpal tunnel

The pinnacle of friendship-ruining games

A battle royale game that does away with, to me, the biggest detractors from other battle royale games. Being killed by players you can't see (the game's cartoony style and enemy outlines makes this a better experience vs. the tacticool camoflaged players of other games) and having to conserve and manage your ammo (unlimited ammo!). If you're looking for a fun battle royale, this will be a good pick.