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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:09am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:10am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 4:38am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2020 @ 12:12am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 2:52am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 4:29am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:10am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:09am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:09am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15am

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 4:10am

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17am

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 5:17am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:39pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:39pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2020 @ 3:13am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2021 @ 9:06am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:38am