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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:29am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:13pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:33pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:54am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:31pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:59pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:37pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:40pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:48pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:32am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:15am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:22am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:40pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:13am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:37pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:36am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:37pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:15pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:40am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:41pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:00am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 1:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:33am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:04pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:04pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:41am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:13pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:40am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:29pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:03pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 2:41am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:27pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:56am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:26am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:26am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:10pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 2:11am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:35pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:45pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:55pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:22pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 3:59pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:27pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:12am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 3:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 4:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 10:14pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:06pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:37am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 9:55pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:30pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:43pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:43pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:28pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:14pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:26am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:08pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:59am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:17pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:28pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:53am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:17am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:07pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:24pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 4:13pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:47am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:52am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:46pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:50am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:04pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:40am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:12am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:28am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:54pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:10pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:07pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 4:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:52am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:31pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:27am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:08pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:17am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:21pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 8:27pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 9:12pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 9:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:36am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:36pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:10pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 4:23am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 8:05pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 3:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 1:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 1:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 10:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:34am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:12pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 1:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 8:04pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:58am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:25am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:12am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:17pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:34pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 8:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 8:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 9:55pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:35pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:34pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:34pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:59pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 7:22pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:47am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:00am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:12pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:55am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:00am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:14am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:27am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:21pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:09am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:09am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:12pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:57am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:15am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:06am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:16am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:54am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:26pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:39pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:49am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 12:57am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:21pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 11:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:27pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:07pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:34am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:47am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:56pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:29pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 2:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 1:35am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:19pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:09pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:21pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:54am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:16pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:01am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:18am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:30am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:04pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:40pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 5:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 12:08pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:27am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 12:27am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:36am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 1:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:07am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:39pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:31pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:36am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:08am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 4:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:07am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:46am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:12am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:36pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:21am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:31am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:56pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:14pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:35pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:44pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:32pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:52am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:53am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 4:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:52am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:01am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 10:20pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 12:57pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Jul @ 12:53am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:52am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 12:54am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:59pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 3:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 12:53pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:22am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:12am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:59pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:00am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 2:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:35am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:11am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:13am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:41pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:41pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:46pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:21am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:31am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:41am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:45am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:55am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:12am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:09am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:10am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:42am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:54pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:22pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:30pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 1:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:00am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:48am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:44pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 4:06pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:50am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:26am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 7:57pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:34am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:42am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:45am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:54am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:34pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 10:46pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:36pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:31pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:52pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:12am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:40pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:42am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:39pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:29am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:01am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:12am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 1:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Jul @ 2:43pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 3:02pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:04am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:14pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:20am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:18pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:54am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:02am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:02am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:29am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:44pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:45am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:54pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 9:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:55am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 2:27pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 4:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:53am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:17am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:02am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:03pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:34am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:30am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:46pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:15am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:54am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:35pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:14pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 4:49pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:11pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:40am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 4:23am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:49am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:27pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:56am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:02am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:23pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 3:57pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:55pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 6:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:54pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:57pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:22pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:49pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:14pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:45am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:04am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:16am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:23pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:36pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:49am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:49am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:15am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:51am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 2:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:13am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 1:45am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:10am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:04pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:45am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:23pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:36pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:25pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:36pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 1:58am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:37am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 3:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:12am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:32pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 10:42pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:45am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:50am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:24pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:55pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 2:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:41am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:35pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:24am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 9:57pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 4:29am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:39pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:33pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 4:37am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:57pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 3:57pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 2:51pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 1:34am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 3:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 2:11pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 12:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:19am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:15am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 2:15am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:51am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:14am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:14am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:15am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:55pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 2:56pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 4:06am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 3:08pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:55pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:14am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:17am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:49am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:15am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 2:15am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:00am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 11:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:23pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 1:58am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:06am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 3:01pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 3:30pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 3:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 4:04pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:42am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 10:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 1:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 1:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 10:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:08am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 1:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 2:40am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:29pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Jul @ 2:34am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:53am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 12:12am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:27pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 4:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 2:29pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:34pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 10:46pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 7:36pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 2:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 5:32pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul @ 3:55pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 2:43am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 4:17am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:15pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 3:38pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 12:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 2:03pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:37pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 1:58am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 9:23pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 2:15am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 3:53am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 1:55pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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