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I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of "Section 8." Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section in order to run our illegitimate business. We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind-altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you; I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet, and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes as I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity— something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook meth, which he would sell using his connections in the drug world. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret.

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Watashi wa a victim of cyberbullying. Everyday someone online calls me a "weeb" desu. Watashi won't stand for this. 26 percent of bullying victims are chosen due to their race or religion desu. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. Watashi religion is anime. Anata wa bullying me because of my race and religion desu ka? Disgusting desu. Anata should be ashamed of yourself, racist pig. A baka gaijin like anata is probably jealous of my race and culture, cause Nippon is more sugoi than your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ country desu. Watashi pity anata. You'll never be Nihongo like watashi. I'm a weeb? Pfft. I AM AN OTAKU DESU. Educate yourself on nani a "weeb" is before anata try to insult watashi desu. I WILL NOT BE CYBERBULLIED ANYMORE. REPORTED.

*GASP* S-SENPAI???? UWAAAAAAAAA~ ♫ ANATA ARE TOTEMO TANSEI DESU NEE !!
(*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡ KOKO WA MY KOKORO (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) ARIGATOU SENSEI ~ ♫

Are you even a sugoi level otaku you obaa-♥♥♥♥♥♥? Watashi is the ichiban level of otaku... my room of waifu figures and dakimakuras wouldn't even fit in the emperor's castle. Glorious Nippon is my spiritual homeland, you kitai gaijin wouldn't even understand. If only you were in the kami mindset like me... tch. You could never do that, how baka of me. Have fun being a kawaii (not the cute kind) plebian. Anata no waifu is gonna be seeing me later tonight.

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