streambros forever

wtf

why does zeek change gender every paragraph of your description and does it have a correlation to the ball cutting group

I just want to hold your delicate and smooth feet in my hands, smell them, and lightly suck on your toes. I'd start with the pinkie toe, nibbling on your skin a little, them slowly move up to the big toe, I want to swirl my tongue around your big toe then let go of it with a nasty wet pop, such an obscene sound. I want to massage your heels and brush my nose against the rough part of your soles and use my teeth to scrape off any excess calluses because you're a queen and deserve all this love and pampering that I want to give you.

damn you're still on. tweny years later

Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!

Hey Guys, I Just Witnessed The 2024 Solar Eclipse, And Let Me Tell You, It Was An Absolute Banger! Although I Couldn't Experience Complete Totallity, It Sure Was Fun! Did you know? If I Was Only Living Around A Mile Futher East, I Could've Experienced A Once In A LifeTime Chance! In Addition, Looking At The Sun During This Event Basically Burns Your Eyes! Making It Impossible For You To See In The Near Or Futher Future. Aswell As PreFrontal Cortex Problems, You May Notice Its Hard To Actually Document This Eclipse Because Of The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Camera Quality That Makes It Insanely Hard To Record! In Addition To All Of This, The Moon Is Getting Further And Further Away From The Sun, Meaning That In Approximately 1 Billion Years, The Moon Will Be Too Small To Cover Up The Sun, Making This Event Extinct! Wow, Isn't That Quite Fascinating, Interesting, And A Truly Once In A LifeTime Experience!

It’s true!!

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Steam rule where Gabe Newell can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Steam feed:

I do not authorize Gabe Newell or any entity associated with Steam to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Steam to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue 🔵 and you’re good to go.

spread em

america friend :)

ceramic plate collection

semen retention

Why And How Masturbation Is A Sin
Masturbation is a sin if the following conditions obtain:
Whenever it is inspired, motivated and encouraged by evil spirits, demons, mermaids, ghosts, witches and forces of darkness. In that case, the person concerned should go for deliverance, so that the evil spirits shall not lead him into greater evil.

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Zeeky zeeky bobeeky banana-fana fo-feeky me mi mo-meeky ZEEKY

A cause de toi chen ma remove

Zeek gros cave

where are the sexy femboys at hehe

:ISD_FireSkull: I randomly found this profile and I peed and cried 14 times :jarate:
:SpilledMilk:

I randomly found this profile and I peed and cried 14 times

i listen to one (1) metalcore vid he whines WAHHH TURN THIS ♥♥♥♥ OFF I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT then every single night lEtS lIsTeN tO 2 HoUrS oF pOkEmOn tO fAlL AsLeEp tO *STARTS SNORING 2 MINS INTO THE VID THEN MY INSOMNIAC ASS IS AWAKE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS ♥♥♥♥*

can't ♥♥♥ without the anal dildo and i have to act like a sissy boy with a ♥♥♥♥ cage

♥♥♥♥ taste in waifus like rly bro...the ♥♥♥♥♥ named after tea?

when he doesn't like deathcore <<<<<<<

won't even buy me house flipper farm dlc i've been wanting it for AGES...

has kroger porn saved on his phone instead of having sex with his irl loli gf (meee)

buys whiskey for $40 but gets mad when i say i need some $1 mac n cheese

racist and homophobia in 2023? that's zeek's life!

stinky

$5k computer can't run re rev2 properly LMFAOOO

PLEASE do not talk to me unless you are a GIRL GAMER. i do not want to associate with any males because all they want is n*udes and s*ex

https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3029299621

omg sorry thought this was my google search bar lol omg so embarrassing o.O

asmr boyfriend rp baki hanma treats me well because my irl boyfriend is mean and stinky and says the n word (racism)

Honestly in 2023 there's like zero reason to own an android unless you're like a school shooter or something. One of my acquaintances has an android and every time I see him whip that thing out I'm like 😒😒 like put that ♥♥♥♥ away dog. Bro literally pulls out this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rectangle with a mf stylus and talks about how it's "top of the line" bro you got a mf PDA 💀 - honestly it's pretty embarrassing when literally all of us have iPhones and he's over here with the Ronnie Mcnutt ringtone going off on his ♥♥♥♥ 😭

And like they always say "well my android is just as expensive as an iPhone" ok then why didn't you just buy an iPhone?!?!?! HELLO? Anyone else feel this strongly? I know "it's just a phone" and all but when it's a device you carry with you 24/7 it does reflect on the person you are. It's like the watches one would wear, or how they dress. It’s a direct reflection of your person

you're such a pretty boy. whenever i hear your voice i feel like my heart is bursting. you make my heart flutter & i love you more than any eboy ive ever loved! can we please have esex? I promise to reassure you & give you proper aftercare! I assure you that my esex game is top tier and i will not disappoint! I will do anything for you. i would meow for you, moo for you, bark for you. i feel so alone & depressed when you go offline. I love every inch of your body including ur toes, ur ears & that tight little belly button of yours. Id love to write your name on my bazongas! I love that plump little behind of yours. it makes me squeal! I'd even... slurp for you... nothing means more to me than your voice. I love duo queueing with you! when i wake up i picture your graceful voice, when i go to sleep i fantasize about all the things you said to me that day. id love to sniff you, take in your scent & wear your dirty boxers on my face

umm who are you? i have a boyfriend. PLEASE do not hit on me or he might get angry and you won't like him when he's angry... o_O O-o >_<;;

IT’S 4TH 🇺🇸OF 🇺🇸 JULY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥😘😩🎊😏 IS BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐️SPANGLED 💥⚡️🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM WHILE HE launches his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑 & EXPLODES✨💥😩 in your SPACIOUS SKIES👉👌🎉

My boyfriend (30M) and I (28F) have been together for 6 months, and I moved in two weeks ago. Turns out he has some disgusting habits. I already knew he jerks off regularly, but I didn’t realize how often or the lack of cleanup. I’ve found his ♥♥♥ on the walls, ceiling, shower, laptop, all over the fridge, etc.

This morning I wake up and I hear him jerking off loud as hell. Usually he’s surprisingly sneaky about it so this is a confrontation opportunity. But before I can say anything, I see there is nothing to catch his load. So I ask where the ♥♥♥♥ are you blowing your load? He doesn’t stop or even slow his stroking. He just casually says his hand. This man has been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in his hand and wiping it wherever. Here I thought the bedding was stiff because it was old. I am so disgusted. I can’t imagine having sex anymore.

Anytime I mention this, he gets defensive and says he can’t help his high libido, and he’s respecting my boundaries because my libido is lower.

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zoink

cool dude FOUND!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=764h4A-Md1g

         
               
                  
                 
            
            

you appeared in my dream last night

Saw your group and reminded myself that years ago you did the crazy goodnight messages. Hope your life is going well internet stranger.

Do you know who @lianaswn is on ig? She requested to follow me and you follow her.

Zeek sandpie noticed me >___<

ZEENK