WÓZ OPERACYJNY CBA NR41's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:26am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 27 Jan, 2015 @ 8:38am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 3:49am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 5:08am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 5:16am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:12am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 1:06pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 1:30pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 12 Aug @ 2:40pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 12 Aug @ 4:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:18am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:40pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 3:02pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:35pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 1:11pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 12 Aug @ 1:51pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:22pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:34am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 3:32am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 12:29am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 3:39am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 1:15pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 1:14pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:35pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2021 @ 12:28am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:47am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:10am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:15am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:29am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 24 Jan, 2015 @ 11:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:31am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:08am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:30am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 5:31pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 11 Aug @ 4:52pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 4:42am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 12 Aug @ 4:46pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 5:03am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

5 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30