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I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.
Or Isaiah 66:16-17 on people that eat pork?
Or Deuteronomy 32 on what God thinks of 🎅🎄🐰🎃?
Or Romans 1:22-27 on why you have LGBT and tron?
(🎅🎄🎃🐰)
And why America is going to be destroyed in Isaiah 28?
(Hint:🎅🎄🎃🐰)
( • ~ •)
/ > 🍆 want ♥♥♥♥?
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( • - •)
🍆< \ have you been good?
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( • w •)
/ >🍆 then you can have my ♥♥♥♥!
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( -_ -)
/ >🍆 but just a suck..
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(✦-✦)
/ >🍆 OH! KEEP SUCKING!
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( @ _ @)
/ >🍆💦💦AHHHHHHHH!
*♥♥♥♥ all over you*
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