Early to bed and early to rise and you'll be groggy when everyone else is
wide awake.
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Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
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I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw
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Scully: I'm seeing a whole new side of you, Mulder.
MulderEddie: Is that a good thing?
Scully: I like it.

"The X-Files: Small Potatoes"
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Poorochrondria:
Hypochrondria derived from not having medical insurance.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
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If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls
out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
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Brady's First Law of Problem Solving:
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more
easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger
have handled this?"
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