iontT APPRECIATE.
NO. iont want that.
*(it's hard-boiled.) (*it's hard.)
BEEP. BEEP U ♥♥♥♥.
hey. you wanna see my p-hone? ;)
would you rather fly 2 ft above the ground or walk 10 ft above the ground?
if you're 2 ft tall and 400 lbs you have to run the mile in under 2 min
e U A n
young wet father
Verro Leaded Gasoline
❤️Hitler x Stalin❤️
Woke^2
Deafrey for President 2024
I ulgy
read s l o w ry
Pokéééééééééééééééééééééééééééééé
how scale on a warm from 1 to 10?
have you tried putting curry on it?
d0g
can i order mcdonalds?
they sell BALLS
*(You aren't ready for the responsibility.)
❤FIST ME❤
Go! GENITALIA!
Crack a raw egg on it!
i need to diner
watermelom
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE MY GENITALS
HAAAANGH
v nice
DAD I NEED TO GO POOP
Xtinct一二三
omg who just fell off? OH NO IT WAS ME
W E A R E S C
softmore
tri pantloski
squeeshie
have you ever seduced a puppy?
depbtth
USS Declaration of Independence
/r/MendelssohnisaGiraffe
Statue of Liberty but as a CAR
you dont need to speak mcdonalds to work at german
WHO KNOWS GERMANY??
danopbtth
IM NOT SWART
they call me poppy
GET POONED
its like dank but drank
how do i respond to homosexuals
erotic emojis
"do you wanna comp?" "what about nick crompton? woat?"
Hello my name is Vladimir mikhail Tchaikovsky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ svobodsny Lenin Moscow kasovski Joseph borscht trotsky kabalevsky cykablyat hustyov Prokofiev glasnost Gorbachev pierogi Khrushchev Stalingrad tri poloski Putin
mushroom hut pizza
*OH MY GOD VSAUCE COULD BE MY DAD*
heysoos chrrrristo
Knibba
god is gay
ima kill myself. WHEEE!!
U ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
saggly and wrinky
i gotta go...SCHLONG!
二 v one
stuDYING
it’s time you all knew the truth. i once ate a highlighter. oops wrong secret
GoldenboyFTW and coolmatt69
you bONY BASTARD no youre not even bony anymore you just look like weird pancakes
DAB ON DA AMMONIUM
we gather 'round the campfire, singing the campfire song. the P-L-A-Y-E-R-U-N-K-N-O-W-N-'-S-B-A-T-T-L-E-G-R-O-U-N-D-S-S-O-N-G song
rice is my prostitute
“oH there’s a cliff here” “im the cliff. GO DOWN ME.”
ok, enough.
hellne
undertaletaletaletale
okok, replace god with pen. how is this pen different than god?
jerry just wants to finger some balls
no i dont wanna be eric pls
today on Shark Week
VERNG
Ich hasse Juden. verbrenne sie.
JERRY WHY
i got a hornee!
i look like the top half of a chromosome
"what is the accusative case of grumio?" "NO."
COINCIDENCE? i must say!
f(x)=7x+30
heysoos, ♥♥♥♥ yoos!
dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, i made you out of clay, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay
legbron james
lafaguette, vibaldi, and bagay
i just realized my dong skin is surprisingly smooth
Life Hacks: Become sterile to save money!
oh wow
g r u m p y
whats shacon?
my mike wazowski
tikka masala
BE AWARE.
your aunt's a trendsetter; she leans out, not in
*flag of korea* POKEBALL
lil step
pagaNANI
#drama
it's real
"you can't eat raw chicken, euan" "but it's medium rare"
minimug drives a minivan
HAIL CONFUCIUS
sidestepping uaz
hello world
BUCCI GANG
baby oyster
a ♥♥♥♥♥ goin to IRRGHRHGRGHGH
my iq just goes over the roof during these nights
feliz naviyeet
guess who else is ugly?
egg boy, broccoli, emo, and beetle
knutte has run out of lives
kuh-noo-tee
One Shot, One Kill
dorito sauce
MPO WJUU SOLO ULTE+D
THEIR ZEN KEEPS SOLO ULTING ME
bean of school life
ball goes into goal...
oh vera, how naughty of a child
michigan is on the east coast
n¥m’s
Shp0
11 am or pm?
难道胖是一种罪
STAND ON THE TIP
slice slice slice right click ak deagle ♥♥♥♥
IT'S NOT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORM POOPING
六十四，五十八。。。i want to die
i thought you were complimenting me but i guess not... i guess you're a man.
"im feeling euan" ~euan
when it is night, there is no weather
roasted dumplings
firerrhea
*very fast*
sah-git-ter-rus
"what's really small and makes ppl angry?" "PP!" "no" "PP!" "no" "PP!" "stop"
aHARGHDESPACITO
Rebus mi dalam 400 cc (2 gelas) air mendidih selama 3 mendit sambildiaduk
decapitate him
disabled people are so cute
queerious george
too much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ = ddoss
repair the african american
professional 911
♥♥♥♥ YEAH, A GREEN APPLE
Megahard PowerPoint
the "ples gib iq" team plays Portal 2
IM GONNA ♥♥♥♥.
my pp is a slinky
my slinkey flinkey
hoomsexual
tyrone, aran's daughter with danny
Crash Bandicoot's eyebrows are on fleek
one two three four five six seven eight...one two three four five six seven eight..one two three four five six seven eight...
*sees the word "plaid"* "pleeeeeeeeeeee"
*sees the word "pleated"* "pleh? plahh, plahteed, pled, pledded, plet-ed"
two-tone ♥♥♥♥
i buy my clothes on amazon
jamaica no problem
i only accept long girls
i sihao bobby feng it is
louisiana with an extra leg
mom, i think you’re gay
rapist no raping
it's ok im big gey
sherlock homiesensual
all chinese people are taiwanese but no taiwanese people are chinese
big kood
can i please refund my 5 minutes
H Y P E R V E N T I L A T E S
homoseXd
i am emotionally high
i got that pusssyysyyeysy
give me liberty or give me death
would you rather have dead or head
concret ♥♥♥♥
oH YOU MEAN THE TRASH JERRY?
Best, Bera Hong
wHOA *pause* there's a crow in the chat
:b:era :b:ong
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba boba
bomb has been consumed
aw ♥♥♥♥ this isnt the sat
satt or essay titty
first percentile
yeAH, of course
CHILL
megnet polemon
p!catch seismitoad
i'll be black
January repeats 4 times through April
who are u talking to
big brother except it's just vera
g game cci gang
triplets but 12
osu more like nosu
aich aich aich
pefo
metally special
Afrians
press "p" to praise jesus
GEBONE THOT
ya bahol
i wear contacts to sleep so i can see in my dreams
wake up your clams
jerry smells like ass
don'tn't
don't steal my kill or else i'm gonna kiss you in the lips
mY GEODDDDDDD breaCH
youwe
jerry's cake
ben and jerry's except it's just jerry
cookies and ♥♥♥
ANGEL NUT
spain without the a
the chastity belt stays ON during sex
hah pocet
liu more like liuser
youre liusing it
C^3
we dew a littol bit ouv cherolling
nc
ne
12岁的girl
八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不八不
vesulty m
QHAT HEOGI
im gonna do donuts around your nexus
deserts, ducks, and sugma
:bison:
林娜和陆雨萍
gorgomongoagon
AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS *sneezes*
vera honger
my pronouns are eric/liu
"mental illness" - eric liu
i think u just hate white men
im emma stone - im a stone - im stone
bcdussy
a moon shrimp
Bungus is Lost
who the ♥♥♥♥ is mikey
ohg o
FROEBER
mcdonalds pride
deep time down to ♥♥♥♥
2 for $5 - small jumbo popcorn chicken + grilled cheese burger
nice ♥♥♥♥, bigot
single parent