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I did not “dip” my “balls” in sulfuric acid.

That’s a silly question. WTF. I did not “dip” my “balls” in sulfuric acid 7049 0514 1345 9399 times. It is ridiculous that you would even imply that I would submerge my testicles in acid (of any kind) such an obscene number of times. Did you assume that other people would also engage in such a stupid activity? I think you are foolish and need to evaluate your situation. Do you know how big a number 7049 0514 1345 9399 is? Do you know how much damage acid can do - particularly to an area as sensitive as your testicles - if you expose them this much to it? Frankly (and I mean this in the least vulgar way possible) I would be surprised if there is still something down there. How will you pee now?

+rep god aim

im that dude on csgo, de_nuke that keep calling you kevin even though your name is kermit the frog lmao