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Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:21am

Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:17pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:35pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:53pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 12:22pm

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 5:30pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 5:25pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 6:21pm

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 6:53pm

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 7:02pm

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:07am

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 10:33am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 10:52am

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:15am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 12:38pm

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 3:04pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 4:43pm

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 4:58pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 5:05pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 5:34pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2017 @ 8:07am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 5:50pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 7:05pm

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2017 @ 6:43pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 8:03am

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2020 @ 1:32pm



OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.