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you're like when rock lee accidentally drinks all the sake and becomes a god but nothing he says makes sense

stop playing bloons idiot!!!!!

ketchup

She gave me a box and told me not to open it until it was my birthday, a day later the cops show up at my door and they took the box and found crack cocaine inside of it. I started trembling and frantically explained that it wasn't mine but they didn't believe me. I ended up going to prison for 10 years. When i got back out, I went to her house and asked if i could speak to her about what happened so many years ago. She told me she was playing TF2 and slammed the door in my face.

-rep has 500 hours on TF2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imagine