Recent reviews by McPimpin

Minecraft is way sp00kier than this.

'♥♥♥♥ off mom, im exploring shady alleyways'

Gave me cancer

E3 2015 for Clicker Heroes 2

Fun game to play only with friends otherwise you have to solo q with either a bunch of hillbillies, a bunch of drunk east europeans, rice farmers or australian aboriginals.

I RECOMMEND 10 battle scarred p90s out of 10

East Ukraine simulator

Breddy fuggen sp00ky experience bois.

I recommend you cuddle with your waifu when you play.

11/10 best jihad simulator out there.

This game will buttfck you hard, you will rage quit, you will curse, you will scream, maybe murder some people. But when you finally kill that boss that was whooping your ass... The feeling is undescribable, it is almost like a drug. The game is hard as balls and alot of the time you may have to watch a guide for some help. In the end of the day, if you put your mind and effort to it, no boss is impossible. Also, knowing what I said... Have fun with pikachu and snorlax (ornstein and smough)!
Please understand, this game isn't unfair. It is complex and requires you to use your head before rushing in like an idiot. Plan out your attacks and manage your HP well. Also, observe enemies to know what attacks you need to be careful of.

12/10 would throw PC out of my window screaming for softer penetration again!

Brilliant game, simple looking yet beautiful. A rather hard game but not impossible. Consider this to be the Dark Souls of top down shooters, hard yet very rewarding. No flaws to speak off in my opinion. One of the best of it's genre... 11/10

This game is basicly DayZ's and Minecraft's unwanted child that survived abortion. Community is equivalent of the Roblox and Minecraft communities. Have fun dying and not acomplishing anything significant.

Most hardcore gaming experience available.

11/10 Got to the moon before the commies.