Merry Christmas

ALL I AM GOING TO SAY IS THAT I PLAYED ONE COMP THEN IT GOT VACED IT WAS NEALON WHO GOT IT VACED

Cykablyatvodkavodkaputinidinahui ♥♥♥♥ Somalia cyyykaaaaaaaaa

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englandsh. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.

deft. first, your name is weird. second, that joke is overrated and stupid.

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"