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Peter: 💙 [Peter 🐊 has 🌋 taken 💛 a 🐛 hose ⚡ to 🌸 the 🐳 staircase 🎄 and 👳 sprayed 🏓 it 👔 with 🕺 water] 🌽 Hey, 🚙 Brian, 💃 I 👹 made 🥞 a 🌏 waterslide 🥒 with ⛳ the 🎈 stairs! 🎫 [goes 👃 down 💗 the 💎 stairs 🎁 hitting 🐊 bumps 🍇 until 🏀 he ⚡ hurts 🎍 himself, 🥗 and 🍧 starts 🐝 crying 💄 like 🐠 a 💛 little 🎽 kid] 🔋 Brian: 🚗 I'm 🚕 not 🍆 going 👽 to 🍖 call 🐛 the 🚘 hospital 🌽 because 🏓 you 👑 wouldn't 🐟 learn 📗 anything 💚 if 💗 I 👾 do.

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