Owner of a Hand Ballista for home defence, since that’s what the Golden Order intended.
Four maidenless storm into my Fort. “Marika's tits?” I yell as I grab my Deathbed Dress and Jar Cannon.
Blow a Preserving Bolus sized hole through the first Tarnished, he’s dead on the spot.
Draw my Pulley Crossbow on the second Tarnished, miss him entirely because of poor netcode and nail the neighbour's +10 Rotten Stray.
I have to resort to the Trebuchet mounted at the top of the Ramparts loaded with Fire Pots, “Touch Grace!”, I bellow. The exploding pot shreds two Tarnished in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel wake up nearby Warrior Jars.
Switch to Miséricorde and riposte the last terrified Tarnished. He bleeds out waiting for the Lordsworn to arrive because of the 140 Crit Modifier.
Just as the Golden Order intended.