[11:50 PM] bird: tbh my friends list is full of people i wish i could talk to/be actual friends with
[11:50 PM] bird: but im too shy to actually start a convo
[11:50 PM] Griftz: woooooooooooow
[11:50 PM] Griftz: that's understandable though
[11:50 PM] Griftz: like if you had like one good game with them and then you added eachother etc.
[11:50 PM] Griftz: the next day you sit there like
[11:50 PM] Griftz: "was that like a one night stand friendship"

Jack (firebrand):
So today I was out and saw this bird
For some reason the small little thing reminded me of you - I can't describe it
I was like "oh hey that's basically Courtney" - possibly the colour scheme or something
BUT THEN
It threw up
And I was like "ah yes it's Courtney"
I just wanted you to know that

4:39 PM - davi: wanan know
4:39 PM - davi: my deepest
4:39 PM - davi: darkest
4:39 PM - davi: secret
5:44 PM - bird 🐤: yes
5:47 PM - davi: my earlobes
5:47 PM - davi: r huge
5:48 PM - davi is now Offline.

[11:40:11 PM] egg: dr einstein looked down at the petri dish
[11:40:15 PM] egg: a small worm wriggling around it
[11:40:22 PM] egg: he looks at his assistant, furious
[11:40:24 PM] egg: he asks
[11:40:26 PM] egg: whta the ♥♥♥♥ is this
[11:40:33 PM] egg: the assitant says" it's a worm, sir"
[11:40:38 PM] egg: einstein stares at the worm
[11:40:57 PM] egg: "it's just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leg" he screams as he starts knocking equipment off the table
[11:41:08 PM] egg: "really what the ♥♥♥♥ even are worms????" he bellows
[11:41:16 PM] egg: all of the other staff has to be evacuated from the building
[11:41:21 PM] egg: einstein can't be stopped

12:55 AM - h a m l e g: but like
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: yeah
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: ♥♥♥♥♥♥
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: snakes
12:55 AM - h a m l e g: life's mysteries
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: like
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: einstein had just finished a conference
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and a young student walked up to him with a box
12:56 AM - h a m l e g: and the student looked really worried and said "this just doesn't make any sense"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and he opened the box and einstein looked inside and he was like "holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ dog i can't explain this this doesn't apply to the theory of relativity what the ♥♥♥♥ is this a neck or a tail"
12:57 AM - h a m l e g: and then einstein told him to put it away and he went home and drank a glass of scotch but he was always very unnerved by the experience