1/3 so i was going to ur mum's house (we are in a relationship.) the other day, and we were having good dinner and good conversation, the night was fairly normal, u know? the average date. thing is, as we were talking, things were getting p steamy and, hey, i'm no shy man when it comes to things like that, when things get........ risque. but, thing is, and get this, i love ur mother, we're great friends, and maybe i even feel a bit more, u know? depending on how things go, i just want to let u know that i'd happily take u as my step-son. let me know what u think though, ok? we can talk about it over come coffee, or whatever drink u like! doesn't have to be coffee. but anyway, we were talking, getting flirty, little frisky, had good food, and listen, u might unjderestimate it, but u can do some damn good work with wal-mart chicken. i don't usually like to buy from wal-mart, like to go to farmer's markets and local butchers and suchwhat, but i was running a little late on the drive

2/3 (had a late day at work, u know how it is these days, with the office jobs and the like.) and the only thing on the way was wal-mart. but yeah, we were eating damn well. so, after dinner, getting a little provocative, indecent, u might even say suggestive
(u see, i took two years in college with english as my major, most of it's left me though, my genius is left unthawed.) and things were going as they do when ur a little tipsy (see, we had brought out a bottle of merlot from ur grandmother's cellar, were having wine with dinner. very good, by the way, cheers to ur grandmother.) and, hands went places, u know how it is, and i happened a brave move, maybe a little far, but we are consenting adults and i asked of course. anyway, ur mum's wiener? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

3/3 massive! biggest thing i've ever seen! i cannot thank u enough for introducing us. i'm going to have a limp for weeks, and that's a DAMN GOOD THING! anyway, have a good one kid. see u next week when the custody battle picks up again. i'll pick u up, in the same red ford pickup as always. u know the one. we'll get some takeout from the new chinese place i found recently.

This man... This is a special man.. Do not f*ck with this man.

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx