Today, I brought you Otakus your favorite thing-!
All of you Otakus-! Know what this is-!? Let's get hyped together!!
One, two!

Urya oi! Urya oi! Urya oi! Urya oi!
Clap-cla-cla-cla-clap-clap, heave-ho, Cinderella!
Cute! Cool! Passion! Pink! Blue! Orange! Ta-da!

All out dancin'
Singin' with hoarse throat
Take a photo and hug
Good girl, good girl
Unreasonable requests? Bring it!
Small talk, then leave
Part-time, part-time, part-time
So! Idol!

Huge! Average! Probably Average!
Huge-rage! Huge-rage!
Apple! Poem! AB!
Ap-po-B! Ap-po-B!

Y'all gotta change your oshi anyways
Those who like every member are a major infidelity
Not like I have any human rights anyways
I don't care who, please give me human rights

BURN BURN, if everyone's making discourse about me
This might be a chance to attend, right!? Just kidding
Pretty sure everyone here really loves me!

This is life's easy mode, tarararatta

Please! Just die
This dream will end as just a dream
Oshi is THE precious justice
Yo Say, Yo Say
No way, no way!

Anyone can just die!
Right now I don't wanna wake up from a dream
I wanna be her, but I can't be her
That girl, that girl, that girl
On CALL----!!!

Infidelity is? (Noo!)
Absolute? (Noo!)
Raise your wrists and do a pinky promise (we promise!)
Cute pose! (Fuu!)
You're good! (Fuu!)
Guess I'm taking responsibility over you, huh!?

Paopaopaopao, Xiaolongbao
Leading Star, Chinatown
Chihiro-sa~n, Chihiro-sa~n
Stamp Login Campaign

Why don't you be the "true love" type?
Why don't you hog the front rows?
They don't even look at me anyways
If I quit being an idol, I wouldn't like it, *cries*

This might, might be a chance to attend, right, right!?
"I wanna see you", I hope I can
Gradually, gradually, they say it's okay to be alive
If I think I can do it...well, if I can...

……I hate myself

Please! Just die
This dream will end as just a dream
Idols are not THE incompetent ones
Yo Say, Yo Say
No way, no way!

Anyone can just die!
Right now I don't wanna wake up from a dream
I wanna be her, but I can't be her
Just me, just me, just me
On CALL----!!!

Otaku Solo, c'mon!

There's something I want to say to you (wait, what?)
You're still cute, Riamu (wait, what?)
I like you, I love you, I really love you (wait, what?)
I finally found my princess (wait, what?)
The reason why I was born, (wait, what?)
It's so that I could meet you (wait, what?)
Walk through this life together
You're the one I love the most in this world
I-LOVE-YOUUU!!

My heart doesn't want to die!
I wanna laugh at the futility of it all
Not getting my hopes up, but
Honey (honey)
Spoil me please

Fawning, fawning, fawning
Fawning, fawning, fawning, fawning, fawning
Brush, brush, brush, brush
Brush, brush, brush, brush, brush, brush

So eaaaasssy!!!

Please! I don't wanna die
This dream doesn't end as just a dream
Everyone's my idol!
Wooo, Changeee!!!

(Please! I don't wanna die)
FuFuu! FuFuu!
(This dream doesn't end as just a dream)
Fuwa Fuwa Fuwa Fuwa!
(Love me? Hate me?)
I love you! I love you!!
(With everyone!? With everyone!? With everyone!!)
Hi! Hi! Hi!
On CALL----!!!

One, two!

Urya oi! Urya oi! Urya oi! Urya oi!
Clap-cla-cla-cla-clap-clap, heave-ho, with everyone-!
Otaku! Otaku! Otaku! Otaku!
Otaku! Otaku! Otaku! Otaaaaaaaku!