Here's a funny review for CS:GO

Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"

Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"

Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"

In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"

In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"

Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"

Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged

Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"

Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"

Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"

Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"

Blocked by someone - Dies

Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"

Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"

Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"

Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"

Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"

Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage

Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage

Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit

Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"

Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"

Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill

Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"

Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"

Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked

Last round - Everybody buys Negev

Your team is losing and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you

Win a match - All enemy team rages

Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

Best rage simulator out there!