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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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yo man can u accept i got a proposition/question for you. Thx

Happy New Year! 🎊- steyr

Merry Christmas!🎄- steyr

They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human -. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take - all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have - with one for hours without getting sore.

it's that time of the year again!!

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕3

Listen to me girl this is your bum points at chair whacks chair twice Now stand up and sit down. Call me daddy. Sit down and call me daddy now. Stand up now. Put your arms behind your head and shut up. Call me daddy. Sit down. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Do you want me to spank you one more time ? Stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥. Sit down on your hands and your arms. Put your face between your armpit and scream. Whacks chair. I am daddy and this is Valentine's day.

A LARGE HADRON COLLIDER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

honk honk

you're telling me i won't be receiving a 25 dollar amazon gift card?

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Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.

are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you

You live in Seattle? Wow that's so cool I wish I lived in Seattle! Coffee, rain, haha!

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hilarious AND original, what will you come up with next?

dofus more like doofus

I'm actually using a new email can you send me a message there? It's
Pegging_Your_brother@hotmail.org

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.

What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

ey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really againt misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like you profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Date Rape
Date Rape

Date Rape is when you’re raped on a date
Or in a night-club when it’s getting late
You might get slipped somethin’ in yo’ drink
And then you’ll get raped, in just a blink
We’ll teach you how to avoid becoming a victim of rape
You shouldn’t be forced to mate

Date Rape
Date Rape

Don’t let a guy (or girl -will) buy you a beverage
Don’t let that girl (or guy - vasili) get any leverage
Take care of your wine, don’t let it out of sight
Don’t get put out just like a light
Be cautious in clubs, bars and more
You don’t want to get more than you bargained for.

thanks guys i knew i could count on you to spread the holiday cheer

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won't be gettin ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down 😱 in 2❕0❕2❕1

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….. ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌ ❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you’re squishy☁️ 5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten 10+ back: Daddy

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete….. ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌ ❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you’re squishy☁️ 5 back: you’re daddy’s kitten 10+ back: Daddy

ur black

cmon guys i need 4 more to be a true homie please

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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big will Aug 10 @ 7:38pm
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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Imagine being a Will??

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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HAPPY FOURTH JULY TO MY GEORGE WASHING♥♥♥♥♥!!! 🇺🇸😩💦 2️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AGO OUR FOUNDING DADDIES👴🏻👴🏻 DECLARED THE UNITED ♥♥♥♥♥ OF AMERICA BECUM💦 👅INDEPENDENT!🇺🇸🎉 IN 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ AMERICA WAS KNOWN AS LAND OF THE FREE 🤘🏿 ,HOME OF THE HOES💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿. NOW WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG🇺🇸 TO SHAKE DAT ♥♥♥. 🍑💦 🙌🏽DONT LET YOUR DADDIES DOWN✋🏿, TODAY ISNT 🚫 JUST ABOUT POPPING 🎉FIRECRACKERS🎉 BUT ALSO POPPIN DIS 🐱♥♥♥♥♥🐱 🙊SEND THIS 2️⃣ ALL OF YOUR FELLOW ♥♥♥♥♥ FOR FREEDOM🇺🇸💦GET 2️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LIKE THE BRITISH DID😩🙅🏿💦GET 4️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE GETTING SOME JOHN hanCOCK TONITE 👅💦👌🏿🍆 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE A BRAND NEW HOMEMBER OF THE U💙S❤️A🇺🇸🇺🇸 (UNITED♥♥♥♥♥OFAMERICA)👌🏿😈

HAPPY FOURTH JULY TO MY GEORGE WASHINGSLUTS!!! 🇺🇸😩💦 2️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ YEARS AGO OUR FOUNDING DADDIES👴🏻👴🏻 DECLARED THE UNITED SLUTS OF AMERICA BECUM💦 👅INDEPENDENT!🇺🇸🎉 IN 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ AMERICA WAS KNOWN AS LAND OF THE FREE 🤘🏿 ,HOME OF THE HOES💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿. NOW WE PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG🇺🇸 TO SHAKE DAT ASS. 🍑💦 🙌🏽DONT LET YOUR DADDIES DOWN✋🏿, TODAY ISNT 🚫 JUST ABOUT POPPING 🎉FIRECRACKERS🎉 BUT ALSO POPPIN DIS 🐱♥♥♥♥♥🐱 🙊SEND THIS 2️⃣ ALL OF YOUR FELLOW SLUTS FOR FREEDOM🇺🇸💦GET 2️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JUST LIKE THE BRITISH DID😩🙅🏿💦GET 4️⃣ BACK AND YOULL BE GETTING SOME JOHN hanCOCK TONITE 👅💦👌🏿🍆 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU’LL BE A BRAND NEW HOMEMBER OF THE U💙S❤️A🇺🇸🇺🇸 (UNITEDSLUTSOFAMERICA)👌🏿😈

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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