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i (20 M, gay) have a good friend (21 F) who has a very cute body with a fluff ass and I think she’s very pretty, too. a few days ago, she came out to me and asked if im down to have sex with her. i didn’t want to at accept, because im gay, but she’s a good friend of mine, so i didn’t reject her. so we cooked dinner, got naked, kissed and then she started sucking my ♥♥♥♥. i didn’t want to have straight sex (because im gay) so i pulled out my phone and started watching gay porn while ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, practically using her as a sex toy. it felt really good and we both enjoyed it. am i straight for this?
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If you get 3 back: you're squishy☁️☁️☁️
5 back: you're daddy's kitten 🐈
10+ back: Daddy
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+rep Global skills
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+rep Good Teammate 🎮
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He can imagine her beneath him begging for mercy with flushed cheeks and empty eyes and he slowly traces a magical talisman on her body. The sweet cries of pain and wants that escape her as he finally gets the chance to ravage her like the beast he is. His fingers lifts from her face and she shifts slightly in her bed, and brings it back.
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⣿⢁⣿⢸⡞⣸⠿⠃⢀⣽⣿⣿⣮⣿⡟⠋⢉⣀⣽⣷⣶⠇⢰⣿⢧⠀⣿
⣿⣦⡙⡿⢡⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠀⣾⡟⣸⡇⣤
⣿⣿⢇⣇⠸⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠭⠭⣒⣈⢻⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⢇⡾⠋⢰⣿⣇
⣿⣿⢸⢻⡄⠙⠻⣿⣧⠺⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣥⣭⣶⣿⠀⢻⣿