Recent reviews by Farfour

why does garfield hate mondays if he doesn't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work seriously get off your lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cat ass and earn a living instead of making jon's life hell on earth and stop consuming all the lasagna you lazy cat ♥♥♥♥ you don't have to do ♥♥♥♥ on mondays you can just do whatever the ♥♥♥♥ you want for your whole life while everyone else has to get up early and prepare for making a living and continuing the circular interdependence of society's economy while you get to take a fat ♥♥♥♥ in your litter box from eating all the lasagna i hope you get diabetes and cat aids and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die while jizzing everywhere and dont get me started about odie, odie is the most domesticated pet in the household, he's well behaved and a good dog and you have to be a piece of ♥♥♥♥ all the time to him and be up in all his ♥♥♥♥ and kick his ass like what the ♥♥♥♥ are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay or something odie did nothing wrong i bet if you did 9/11 you'd blame it on odie. im surprised john puts up with your ♥♥♥♥ and hasnt put you down yet if i took a fat orange ♥♥♥♥ in the toilet it would look more attractive than you and have better moral values you seriously piss me off do you know how hard it even is to maintain payed employment the employed workforce have a right to say "i hate mondays" because they actually have to contribute and help the society you live in, who the ♥♥♥♥ is going to make all the lasagna you constantly ♥♥♥♥ out all the time? the people in the workforce! stop mooching off of jon and his talented skills as a cartoonist what skills do you have? being a fat piece of ♥♥♥♥ and eating all the food? laying a fat turd on jon's bed? so next time you think of saying "i hate mondays" think of all the individuals who go to work every day to maintain the society you live in, and think of jon's happiness to receive his paycheck only to realise he will have to spend it all on tons of ingredients to make the 200 pounds of lasagna you eat everyday.