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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
5.1 hrs on record
Lots of guns but you only really need one.
Lots of vigors but you really don't need any.
Lots of door but you can only choose one.

I swear to god if one more piece of media that I "enjoyed" ends with the same cliché as this game I will join ISIS.
Posted 25 April, 2016.
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28 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
31.4 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
I have to say, I had fun. But it drained really fast. This game has the problem of challanging the player. After a while it just becomes a mindless clicker where you click click click away the fire stations and high schools and get the little happy faces as feedback. Basically whole game boils down to how beautiful of a city you can make with minimal amount of actually managing it.
Posted 24 February, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.7 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Difficult, retro, bunch of backtracking and fun.
Posted 15 February, 2016.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
4.1 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Controllers are not detected on Linux
Posted 11 February, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Recently I really liked Devolver Digital Games and with the really good trailers and bought this game with great anticipation. But I was let down. First of all actual cover based gameplay is the only redeeming factor in this game. But even that is far from perfect. Random enemies that can not be tackled or one shot you usually disturb the flow of combat. Game advertises 84 chllanges in the trailer which is quite pathetic. These challenges consist of going out of your way to collect "lol son random" items or do the level in a stupidly fast way. While they are fun the first 3 times, it seems like they are far from a selling point to be but on the trailer but who could blame them this game is to short and feature lacking an they had to find a way to fill the trailer with something other then 'monkey cheese LOL random humour" I guess.

My advice is, don't buy this game.
Posted 23 December, 2015. Last edited 25 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
4,538.9 hrs on record (4,045.0 hrs at review time)
It's ♥♥♥♥
Posted 25 June, 2015. Last edited 28 November, 2019.
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