Listen here, bucko. I spent my covid stimulus on a bunch of leather bound books in an attempt to look smart and maybe even learn how to read. You keep up with that lip I'm coming up north with a u-haul packed full of them books and clocking you in the chin with each and every one of them. Watch your words or the only spine you'll have in life is the spine of this unopened copy of the art of war and other classics of eastern thought, you broke back ♥♥♥♥♥.

dont be hatin'

How about that mcdonalds bathroom?

Knock knock, it's me, Mr. Harvey Rhymestein, here to collect those bells you owe me, I'll assume you're not home because you're farming red snapper/selling your body to raise the funds to pay back my loan.

hi i miss u too i hope you're doing well. xoxo

you are my wife