Jaskier » Games » Cookie Clicker Stats

Playtime past 2 weeks:
0h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
563 of 637 (88%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:56am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:52am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:43am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:34am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:31am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:36am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:26am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:58pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:36am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:39pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:59am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 6:24am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:31am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:21am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 3:23am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:45am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:53am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 2:57am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 6:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:10pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 3:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:29am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:53am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:32am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:31am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:08am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:19am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:09am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:53am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:44am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:37am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2024 @ 8:43am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 2:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:32am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:40am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:16am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:35am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:43am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:31am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:12am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:24am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:43am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:11am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:06am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:25am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:55pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:38am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:32am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:43pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:44am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:47pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:52am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:36am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:36am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:33am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:29am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:59am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:13am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:39pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:51am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:54pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:26am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:47am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:41am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 3:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:34am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:00pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:09am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked