● https://imgur.com/G3VTtsy <-- Mousemat after Cologne 2016
● http://imgur.com/gallery/dXRi2 <-- Mousemat after ECS S3 London 2017
● http://cdn.thealemw.com/?v=19 <-- Memes
● You miss 100% of shots you don't take
● What does MTP stand for? It stands for mind your damn business
● Skins over skills
● SADBOYS
● ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so many kids up, they call me CS Jimmy Saville
● Just forces simple similies with ♥♥♥♥ delivery inconsistenly to fit the imagery
● Boron ARgon GAllium INdium
● "I turned up for a week's cover - ended up staying 25 years" - Grantly
● s1mple & Hiko - Best bromance 2016 :(
● 3SAV
● No ♥♥♥♥♥ given, like a lonely night.
● He didn't even name you homie, just sent me the snake emoji
● Buccaneer is the hero we all need, but don't deserve
● Say your rich but if all you've got is money then your poor
● Egaaaaal
● I get the nustiest AWP shots of 2k15
● When God gives you a swastika, it opens a window
● Whole gang waved like the water in Prague
● Fraybantospie
● All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
● Dylan calls his mums best mate 'Auntie'
● It's not gay if the balls don't touch
● They gassed the crowd like riot police
● 3BoogieBando he got birded off
● illegal pharmacy
● "The best mind's in the world built this, and you cracked it"
● Got green around, that aint basil
● Buccaneer
● Team work makes the dreamwork
● Hunormous
● Labelled best QuickScoper in MW2 2009-2010
● Labelled Best GB player on Ghosts 2013-2014
● Me + Dylan = Numer 1 Catfishers - 23.06.16 :3
● LI ❁
● How long does it take to get a glass of bread
● Irk
● Pain is inevitable, suffering is a choice
● ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mixmell :(
● You're a walking demonstration that a lack of sex makes you sad
● GET OFFFF
● Billy Lewis Poo Finger :3
● Special Skills : Im not colour blind
● I'm the dogs ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bollox mate
● NA are a bunch of fools, they can't shoot heads so they shoot up schools
● Best at meme's 2000-Present
● You know I'd be wingdings, CRAAAZY
● Going on VACation in 2069
● "Death is but the next great adventure" - Dumbledore
● Labelled Best AWPer since 2004-Present
● SHUT THE FUNK DOOR
● Terrance The Four Fingered Pervert Is Bae
● DFAFD
● My punches disfigure faces like Piper
● I got broads in Atlanta
● I love my country
● Got more money than I know what to do with, so I buy Negev's alot
● Plot twist, Bin Laden blew up the death star
● Dylan, did you enjoy that ;) - Dylan's mum
● Gimme some of Jordan's dirty 30
● Starred in "To Catch A Predator", I'm now in prison
● RPS
● Quickdropped.
● Jaw going faster then usain bolt
● Keep it on me I don't wanna die young
● Dylan is the best chin tester NA
● RD♥
● Squad tatted on me from my neck to my ankles
● As Ary would say... "GAAAAAAAAWD"
● Whats that I smell? Whiffy Banter !
● Oh my god, what are you doing Ary... Your so ♥♥♥♥
● Where I'm from theres no helping hands, just gang signs
● I put the der in santan and the santan in santander
● One on forklift dinkyed - Dylan
● Back off bucko, I don't do drugs
● Drago shoots up his school weekly (He's from Alabama) as you could guess
● Damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans
● Is it netflixparty.com
● Dupreeh is sweating bullets... Happy's gonna get the quad kill and the ace!
● I'm from T and thats real, im done tryna define trill
● Don't judge me bro
● RIP Becks, Dylans babe of a doge ♥ ❁
● Buckooo
● Why beat around the bush when you can beat the bush
● JOIN DYLAN
● "The snakes out of the hole"
● Rupert, this isn't a global game
● If you want someone to calm down, don't tell them to calm down
● It's all an elaborate fake
● Flip Knife Ruby's are 200keys according to Dylan :3
● Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥
● ITS JUST A PRANK BRO THE CAMERA'S UP THERE
● Spartan or Ku