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OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO VIRGIL   United States
 
 
To commemorate my retirement from dip I'll leave you with the memories of some of my fondest and most epic lips:

Coercing my least favorite ex to make out with me while I had a chaw in (unbeknownst to her)

Getting blown by my RA my freshman year with a lip in

Packing a lip in court, gutting it obviously

Getting pulled over by a cop while I had a chew in, only to realize when he approached my window that he also had one in, and the same flavor at that. He obviously let me go

Doing a 15 minute power point presentation my sophomore year of college, hungover as ♥♥♥♥ just gutting it the entire time

Talking my current girlfriend into packing a hammer with me at a house party my senior year, the first time we met (no, she doesn't dip regularly and has not done it since nor had she done it before, that would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting)

Packing a lip with a well-known UFC fighter who I won't name

Packing a lip with a well-known NFL player who I won't name

Spitting off of the top of the Empire State Building

Countless, countless more.

STAY TRUE MY BROTHERS, AND DIP ON!!

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A Little Bit About Me...
Former owner of a large gambling network.
Made bank from crypto, owned and operated 4 successful restaurants, and self funded CSGO gambling websites all in my late teens. Retired @ 22 years old on December 13, 2019.

yes i collect fac new dlores as a hobby (and some other stuff too)
yes i've spent over half a mil on skins
ESEA Rank #1 Dust2 player 9 straight months worldwide
ESEA Rank #1 Scouter 9 straight months worldwide

currently own on investment account:
fn dlore: 45
fn howl: 15
ak blue gems: 2
random ass <1k knives: like 100 lol
various gloves: 5 i think
aug with the weeb skin that i cant figure out which acc i left em on: 3
bunch of doppler gem knives
#1 float five seven piss gem (4x tengis) (gold)
328 prime csgo accounts (my former trade bots)

and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of other stuff i forgot about

no i won't show you my inventory, i keep investments in there. for obvious reasons i don't want what i have to be known.

yes i have imposters. no i won't refund you if you get scammed by one of them lol.

-rank #1 dust2 player on esea *still have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to smoke xbox on new d2*
-rank #1 scouter on esea
-1st place on penis inspection day at school in the 3rd grade
-noob says what
-Jokedown: what
-rank #1 inventory on steam

steam account #1 of 328

yes i realize my inventory is still worth over a mil

play and win big






IM SOOOO RICH!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤡😈
#1. literally the goat :steambored:
#2. certified gang member :steammocking:
#3. yo girl pregnant cuz of me !!! + you prolly broke HATER :steamfacepalm:

:steamhappy:
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I BEAT JOKEDOWN AHAHAHAHA
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veggie eater 24 Dec, 2024 @ 3:55pm 
Attention feet lovers.... Footsniffers™ is looking for recruits!

We are a fun, new casual guild looking for players to help out in raids and earn tickets.

Currently 11/50 members; open and no pre-req to join.

Average 1m+ GP per member.

Discord is not mandatory, just here for casual grinding.

If you are a big foot-loving fan just like I am... PLEASE join!!
BONER BREATH 21 Dec, 2024 @ 2:51pm 
Attention feet lovers.... Footsniffers™ is looking for recruits!

We are a fun, new casual guild looking for players to help out in raids and earn tickets.

Currently 11/50 members; open and no pre-req to join.

Average 1m+ GP per member.

Discord is not mandatory, just here for casual grinding.

If you are a big foot-loving fan just like I am... PLEASE join!!
Jokedown 8 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm 
Attention feet lovers.... Footsniffers™ is looking for recruits!

We are a fun, new casual guild looking for players to help out in raids and earn tickets.

Currently 11/50 members; open and no pre-req to join.

Average 1m+ GP per member.

Discord is not mandatory, just here for casual grinding.

If you are a big foot-loving fan just like I am... PLEASE join!!
Fictional Women Gaming 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:33pm 
i like the new name bro
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