Saw this dude at a gas station near my house. He was at one of those "Make-Your-Own Milkshake" machines. He was making himself an Oreo milkshake, and I said, "Man I love those things." He looked at me with this confused expression and said "Oh, then why don't you marry it?" He then shoved the milkshake in my face, but I walked away. As I was picking up some chips, I noticed he was standing behind me, breathing really heavy. I turned around and he kept offering me his milkshake, but I just kept stepping away from him. Eventually, I paid for my stuff and left, but he followed me to my car. I locked myself in, and he asked me one more time, "Why don't you marry it, huh? Huh?" As I drove out of the parking lot, I saw him screaming at me in my rear-view. Weirdest mf I've ever met, don't add him or message him.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

So you're going by "wuzssupjrson" now nerd? Haha whats up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it's Radazex from the discord. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in the voice chat. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember IQ, the operator you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive something that isn't the New York subway. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

😤😤👆it's up here👇 but now it's time to bring it down 🤔❓what is it? 👊😤👊it's the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smack down 💥 y'all better run you know why? 💪😏 coz my dad works at epic games 🚌🎮 and he'll suspend your fortnite account 😲😡 so yeh, back up amigo 😂🤣😂 unless you want no fortnite... FOR LIFE! 😂🤣🙊

10/10 human being