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Payday 2?
I play that
Cops?
I kill that
Guns?
I buy that
Drills?
I fix that
Money?
I steal that




But I'm not a robber

So, I was on a beach and I came across this cool-looking crab by the shore. It was just sitting there minding it's own business while observing the waves of the wide ocean and I thought to myself Should I kill this crab and get the xp for it? Or should I just leave it be and go on my way? I then came to the conclusion that I needed to kill this crab for the xp that I was in great need of. Right as I let go of the arrow on my bow and it penetrated the crab's outer shell, an achievement popped up saying "Crab Cakes". As I read the description of this achievement I started to feel signs of remorse and fear knowing that I just killed FeeFee the crab (According to the achievement). The almighty FeeFee the crab was dead because of my choice to take his life for my own personal xp. So, to avoid this situation getting any worse, I quickly used my acrobatic skills to reach the top of a tall mountain and jumped off. I knew that the only way to make things better for both me and FeeFee the crab is to take my own life as well. As I was falling, my life flashed before my eyes. I remembered the time I could walk for the first time and all the happy moments I spent with my family and friends, but I knew this all had to come to an end right as I hit the ground. Lara Croft, the terrible crab killer, was no more...


Until I respawned. -.-


14/10 Would recommend to anyone who likes third-person shooter/action games............. And who likes killing crabs. (You filthy bastards)

2-D Watch_Dogs

GAME OF THE YEAR 2014!