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1998: Mistook first little face monkey as friendly.
2015: Mistook first little HD face monkey as friendly.

1998: Mistook first bullsquid as friendly for killing evil face monkeys.
2015: Mistook first HD bullsquid as friendly for killing evil HD face monkeys.

1998: Mistook first Marine as friendly for I ran ahead of evacuating scientist.
2015: Mistook first HD Marine as friendly for I ran ahead of evacuating HD scientist.

1998: Mistook missle launch as me starting WWIII since I forgot why I was doing it.
2015: Mistook HD missle launch as me starting WWIII since I forgot why I was doing it.

1998: Mistook out of control freight car for turboing; died from impact against wall.
2015: Mistook out of control HD freight car for turboing; died from impact against HD wall.

1998: Mistook itchysaour as shadow; died from fright.
2015: Mistook HD itchysaour as HD shadow; died from fright in HD.

TL;DR
1998: I crowbar'd a lot of things.
2015: I crowbar'd a lot of things in HD.

10/10 keeps to source material, bringing lots of memories and crowbars.
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17 comentário(s)
SailoredMonk 7/jan./2018 às 15:56 
You actually were kinda right about the rocket. If memory serves me correctly, that rocket put in orbit a satellite that was critical to the Combine's invasion and the Seven Hours War.
Narkenstein3D 20/mar./2017 às 15:35 
I'm waiting...
Pukanium 1/nov./2016 às 10:53 
update it
MaxMartian 24/set./2016 às 16:55 
So much HD LOL
Francisè von Spitroast 26/mai./2015 às 2:08 
Half-Life has always been HD
ugh 13/mai./2015 às 13:37 
lol i ment hl3
ugh 13/mai./2015 às 13:37 
aba gaben did this to hl2 l
l
l ool
sudo -u#-1 /bin/bash 13/mai./2015 às 13:30 
@PillsburyDaweboy
I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about. If you're talking about OF and BS those are standalone titles and don't come with either this or the original.
Yach 13/mai./2015 às 6:56 
Does this game still have the DLC like the original Half Life? Please answer because I don't know if I should get Black Mesa or Half Life.
d(*-*d) 10/mai./2015 às 19:30 
That missile launch quote isn't a Freeman's Mind reference, is it?