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Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 7:47am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 2:01am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2013 @ 11:50am

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2019 @ 1:09pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2013 @ 4:00am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 8:02am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2013 @ 2:31am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 1:55am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 2:36am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2019 @ 8:24am