How to csgo?
•Before the match starts, don't press accept. It's a test.
•The P in P90 stands for Pro. Like you.FUN FACT there are 89 other who use it,they all dead, dont worry you wont die like the other 89 versions.
•When told to pick up the AWP, stare at it and go AFK. Especially a dragonlore. When in a clutch situation 360 noscope to show you're a boss.
•Don't buy kits, this is actually team death match, the bomb wont ever get planted. When in T throw the bomb off a cliff, you wont plant the bomb anyway.
•You are amazing with the desert eagle, don't let anyone ever tell you different, not even the scoreboard. If they kill you, that means they are jealous of your skills.
•Very important: That thing attached to some guns is called a silencer, and you have to take it off because it reduces damage a lot and will get you more kills. #truefactsofcsgo
•VAC is a good cheat system.
•Skins make you better at the game. #skins=skills
•When a teammate asks for a drop, drop them your handgun. Especially a sawoff or a R8.
•Never adapt to the game. Don't betray yourself like that. Just do the same thing over and over again and wait until it works. #Yolobitches
•Dust 2 is the only map in the game. There aren't any others. Don't argue. They are all covered in dust.
•If you lose the first round. You MUST ALWAYS Eco/Save. Which means buy armour and an SMG/Shotgun of your choosing. #Swag7,no swag use the sawoff (swag7's sh*tbrother-in-law)
•When going through doors, always make sure that you block the doors so no one can pass. Ignore the hate of your teammates, you're pro and you're gonna get mad kills. You're also shielding them from bullets. How nice of you! THUGLIFE
•Crouching doesn't improve accuracy, but do you know what does? Jumping! Be a ♥♥♥♥ing kangaroo and watch the mad kills pour in. ♥♥♥♥ EVERYONE LOVES KANGAROOS.
•NEXT level crouching and jumping be a ****ing crab kangaroo.
•50 points to Gryffindor every time you change weapons...You know you are in slytherin.Great Job *clap* *clap*
•State that all SMG's take skill to use from no less than 4 inches away and some people still cant ****ing get the kill. Your gun is cheaper so it is worse. Rub it in with a teabag afterwards. Especially if you have a P90.
•Always tell the opposing team to good luck and have fun when warm-up ends. At half time, treat them like they murdered your family. (Be sure to take note of their nationality!)
•If you see a chicken in your gameplay, you absolutely must under any circumstance, kill that damn chicken. It must die. THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE. Even ifsomeone use it as their avatar.
•Recoil control is a myth. Like Bigfoot. JUst use the Negev and hold it. THat's recoil in a nutshell.
•If you need to get around the map in a hurry, get out your Negev. Drop it and then pick it up, it glitchs you to the enemy.
•The PP-Bizon is the discount Negev gun. Just take out the gev and add the rf.
•Don't waste money on a helmet. $350 is too expensive. You wont die. Ever. I need that for dinner gimme that money.
•You need to Look at the ground where you are going make sure you don't trip! *Trips and dies*
•WHEN on ct always ninja, everyone likes to be sparkles. Don't care about anything else other than the confused reaction when you pulled it off.
•What the ♥♥♥♥ is strategy? Get 5 kills each round.
•B-hop is the fastest way to move, just press a and s and space show that T you are a ****ing bunny.