Recent reviews by Gwwyn

Fallout 3 jit

Its alright

I only spent 20 cents on this game because of a coupon, and yet i still want my money back. This is a clear cut asset flip off of the Unity Store and its very obvious that the devs have been deleting comments accusing them of this on the discussion forums. DO NOT SUPPORT SHADY BUSINESS PRACTICES

Fallout New Vegas was better but with mods this game is pretty cool

8/10

Garry's Mod is a must have for those who are either too cheap to buy other games or have a great passion for building and creating and even just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around.
This game is based on the Half-Life series and is chalk full of comedical and slightly benign attributes.

Starting out learning the basics on the singleplayer is a must, for learning how to spawn and play around with all of the 'props' that are all the items in the game. You can also use your toolgun to manipulate and spawn in other items into your own little world. Once you are aquainted to all the controls you can head on over to the Steam Workshop and download any of the thousands, maybe even tens of thousands, of mods that are uploaded daily. Such mods range from playermodels and AI, to cars and maps. The amount of possiblities with the huge workshop is almost endless.
If playing in your own world as god isnt as fun as youd like it to be, head on to the multiplayer and join any of the hundreds of gamemodes and find a server you have a good ping to.
Very popular gamemodes are:

DarkRP - A city roleplaying game that has many jobs and goods to attract those of us who excell in roleplaying and/or acting.

TTT (Trouble in Terrorist Town) - A game mode that pits a group of innocent terrorists against a rogue agent that is intent on killing everyone without being caught. These games can go from slow and dull to fast paced and exciting.

Prop Hunt (Youtuber Bait as its known now...) - Do i even have to explain this to you guys? if i do, then it is a game where there are two teams. Those who go off and hide, changing into objects and other props that then hide in plain sight and those who go and hunt the other team with guns.

All in all, Garrys mod is the backbone of a PC gamers library and worth the money spent on it, even better if on sale.
10/10

The whole gang is back in this second installment in the Payday series, armed to the teeth and ready to stick it to the man.

After a small learning curve, this game will suck you in and keep you wanting more. There are many new missions and a whole lot more to it then the original. If you are a first time player id suggest getting assistance from a couple friends, or if you dont have any friends and only want to befriend those online warriors beside you, try taking things slow, never charge straight into the building that holds all that precious loot you want to get your latex covered hands on. This game is a definate "multi-player driven" kind of game that will only strike you as ZOMFG when you join the online heisters. You'll level up pretty fast until you reach about level 70, there being a good 150+ levels including the prestige options, and will unlock many interesting guns and abilities you can purchase using skill points gained from leveling up in order to become a better criminal mastermind. There are 5 different skill trees as of the late and heres what you need to know about them.

Mastermind (Dallas) - This is the real team player kind of person that wants to only assist his team and offer them blessed DPS Boosts. When not being assualted mercilessly by thousands of generic law enforcement, you'll end up playing crowd control ith the many perks that give you the best tools to shove those scared little hostages into a corner and scream at them until they pass out, or maybe screaming at them until they pick your bullet ridden body up and toss you some mags to take out that pesky bulldozer!

Enforcer (Chains) - This is the tank of the crew, specializing in shooting the ♥♥♥♥ out of everything that flashes a shiny badge and dropping the most precious item in the game AMMO! It may not seem like it now but ammo is very very very important in any mission and can decide wether or not you complete a mission successfully or end up in the back of a police car with a cloaker mocking you as you are taken away. You will also be given perks that decrease damage taken from enemies and even reduce the effects of their special weapons. But most of all, you'll be granted access to the OVE9000 Portible Saw, a tool that can cut through the strongest of Deposit Boxes, ATM's, and even puny police that get in your way.

Technican (Wolf) - You are the handy-man of the bunch and if mastered, will always handle fixing and setting up drills. Dont worry if someone puts the drill down before you though, you can upgrade their pathetic excuse for a drill on the fly as you see fit. As well as becoming what the skill tree's name suggests, you will also be able to interact and delve deep into the world of the deadly explosives that are C4. At first they will be trip mines capable of sticking to walls, but after a good spending of points, you will be able to turn them into shape charges that can bust down any door or gate in your teams way or just kick off going loud in style.

Ghost (Houston) - The title speaks for itself, you are the Ghost. Never seen or heard as you slither around the banks and jewlery stores that plague the streets of DC. You will be put in charge of taking out guards, cameras, and even people that were just at the wrong place at the wrong time. Most of the time, you will assist the technician in getting the loot you want without adding cops into the equation. Your special tools will include body bags to clean up that dead body in the middle of the street and ECM Jammers that will disable all electronics that are within its radius.

Fugitive (Hoxton) - This is the newest member to the gang and is a returning fan favorite, Hoxton from the first game. After rescuing him from maximum security prison, you are able to enlist his help in your future heists and make him a playable character. His skills range from being able to detect others faster and hide from the somewhat unwatchful eye of the law to becoming an all out enforcer and laying into the pigs with a burst of unlimited bullets. You will also unlock the ability to dual wield weapons and add to your firepower.

If you cant decide on what to use, you may also dip into each skill tree and combine perks to make your criminal a freak hybrid of the criminal underworld.

All in all, this game is one of my many favorites and im sure it will be yours too.
Rating: 9.5/10

The infamous Postal 2
A game full of immature jokes, law bashing, and pure pre-meditated murder.
To sum it all up, this game is a huge middle finger to sanity.
You play as the dude, middle aged man trying to find some kind of escape from "paradise" (and his ♥♥♥♥♥ wife, but thats beside the matter)
You will spend a whole week preforming tasks and witnessing more violence than most nam vets ever dreamed of. There is a way to avoid killing anyone throughout your playthrough, but where is the fun in that? There are a whole arsenal of weapons and tools that are made especially for your gorey fantasies. The graphics are modest, this game isnt that new so give it some leway.
There is also a huge workshop that is still being added to!
This game is worth what its sold for, even better when it goes on sale.
Definate buy.

This game may cause heart problems due to the unbelievible amount of consuming hatred you'll have for this game.
I don't even care for making this review so ill keep it short.
The 'Pros' of this tragedy are one of one things:
-YOU GET TO LEARN ALL ABOUT GUNS
So you gun fanatic or crazed redneck who stole wifi to read this review, you'll appriciate the exstensive collection of weapons that are fully able and ready for you to field strip and re-craft (i mean down to the very last nut and bolt)
Buuuuuttttt....
If you want more guns to be added to your collection, or want more out of this free game, you'll be forced into putting up your hard earned money, or be culled into completing some oddly difficult challenges (for an educational game)
The Cons are far too overbearing however:
-YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPLETE A LENGTHY TUTORIAL BEFORE GETTING TO FIND THAT GUN OF YOUR CHOICE.
-THE CAMERA ANGLES WILL MAKE YOUR EYES WANT TO THROW UP.
-THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO LEARN AND BE EDUCATED IN THE FIELD OF FIREARMS, YET YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW A 'PATH' OF GUNS TO GET TO THE ONE YOU WANT.
-AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE IN-GAME MUSIC!
All in all, i felt like this game could have been, since its a rare title on the market right now, a shining star in the gun-friendly community for being a great big vat of sweet sweet gun knowledge. However, it turned to a darker side of the gaming force and came out as a 'puzzle-like' game.
Skip this game and hop on your old pal Google if you want real knowledge without the painstaking task this game provides.

This game is only in its beta stage, yet has A LOT of potential.
On the outside, this game is another WWII FPS/TPS. But when you sit down and explore what it has to offer, this game is very different than other WW2 shooters out there. It's multiplayer only and executes it very well, with counters to all of the seemingly 'invincible' vehicles or 'overpowered' weapons (a personal favorite for me) seeing as anyones vehicle can carry anti-tank weaponry and other tanks with some tactical prowess can eliminate any threat to its comrades. The game starts all of us off as the basic "when you say jump i say how high" grunt, armed with a semi-auto weapon and a few nades. after ranking up enough, you'll unlock your basic smg's and other killing tools including my favorite, the trench shovel, used to go commando when your gun starts clicking! After a few levels you'll be 'ranked' enough to become a more specialized soldier, becoming anywhere from a tank commander to a paratrooper to even an ace pilot. You'll be able to use different weaponry and purchase a variety of vehicles suited to your classification. On another note, no gun can honestly become that overpowered beast that you see everyone using. All primary weapons will produce single-hit kills when it's a headshot. This and the good range for the semi-auto rifles you start with make it a very balanced shooter, rarely seeing one player outdo the rest of his team (unless his whole team is made up of trolls and vegtables)
For now, the only playable countries are the Germans and the Americans, but in the future the devs say they'll add the Japanese, the British, and the Russians into the game for playable countries.
For a F2P game, it goes above and beyond.

Honestly what do i say?
ITS LEFT FOR MOTHERTRUCKING DEAD 2
The epic successor to a multi-player pioneer.
Its got better looking everything, pretty guns, lots and LOTS of beautiful gore. And lets not forget the ever useful MELEE COMBAT. Bashing, slashing, and crushing zeds with friends has never been better. You'll see new zombies, new maps, and new characters. A decent online community that also has intergrated modded servers that breathes new tactics and fun into this 2009 classic! One of those 'must have' Valve games that has (many times) been on sale or even free. It has honestly molded multiplayer gaming throughout the years and as a PC gamer, i cannot stress how bad you need this game. Especially with the exstensive workshop full of awesomeness, this game is a must and great buy!
The few cons to this game include:
SLOW SLOW SLOW AI
(There will be times when you are being strangled to death by a smoker only to have your fellow AI survivors watch intently)
EMPTY SERVERS
(If you're like me, a true nocturnal being, you'll see maybe two, three online games in the dead of night)
And lastly,
GRIEFERS
(Leeches of the community, they'll make you want to rage hard, but luckily there's a great invention called a VOTE KICK that can be found in the in-game menu)