In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
-- Burma Shave
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Peter: [trying to console Cleveland at audition for a Bachelor show coming up] Let's get your clothes off. [takes off Cleveland's shirt and pants]
Cleveland: Peter, what is wrong with you? I'm naked.
Peter: [Peter takes off his shirt and pants too] See, now you're not alone.
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If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
-- Marguerite Emmons
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"I'm in Pittsburgh. Why am I here?"
-- Harold Urey, Nobel Laureate
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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
-- A.P. Herbert
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You mean you didn't *know* she was off making lots of little phone companies?
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Cold hands, no gloves.
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